The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes
golfers are elitist pricks
by jimmyjohnbillybobjones July 23, 2005
1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.

2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
Heeeeeey Frank, listen I'm just a little horny, so waddya say we go play a little "golf"?
by violentchick15 October 22, 2007
To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.
Man, i totally golfed that test.
by Danny M January 27, 2005
Describes an amazing event or occurance. Used to express surprise, shock, awe, excitement, orgasm, flatulence or extreme terror.
Daaamn yo, that shit is golf!

or

That game of golf was off the golfedy golf yo!
by zoot December 20, 2004
Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs
by user4 August 20, 2004
Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.
The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.
by brendan July 16, 2004
The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male
Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?
by Peon June 14, 2004
Greedy Old Limpdick Fun

A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.
Father: Hey son, what do you say we play some golf together and have some father and son bonding time?

Son: No thanks dad. I'm not a baby boomer.
by P.A. March 12, 2005

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