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A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause. He wanted us to be impressed. I showed him just how impressed I was with the golf clap.
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1. An exaggeratedly quiet clapping intended as a show of sarcastic support or disdain.
c.f. the quiet clapping sound heard on televised golf tournament coverage. Due to the distance between the microphone and the crowd, the golf clap sounds like a nearby crowd of people clapping at minimal volume. 1. He dropped his fully-loaded cafeteria tray, breaking all the dishes. Naturally, we gave him a golf clap.
2. We cheered Sue as she crossed the marathon's finish line 8 days later with a hearty golf clap. |
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Originally, "golf clap" was used to mean a sarcastic applause, for example the kind of applause that is given when someone drops their food tray in a cafeteria. However, it is increasingly being used to mean a sincere show of appreciation, especially on FARK.COM. "That is a great link! Golf clap to the person who submitted it."
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A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods. In the US, known incidences have increased rapidly since November of 2009, although it is not clear exactly how long this disease has run rampant. Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed "If I have Golf Clap, can it be transmitted to my unborn, out of wedlock, child?"
"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?" |
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A Sexually Transmitted Disease afflicting overpaid golfers located primarily on the scrotum. (See: Tiger Woods) Man, I got so much skank ass this past weekend in vegas I think I'm coming down with the Golf Clap. I can't stop scratching my balls!
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"Golf Clap" is a new STD. (Sexually Transmitted Disease) Origins of the disease point to Tiger Woods, a famous golf player, when he slept with his mistress. Man, I just got back from the doctor! They say I have Golf Clap! I should have used a condom
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golf clap (gawlf klap) –noun a person (typically of female sex) that does not reciprocate in the act of fornication. i.e. a chick that simply lays on her back while you plow her. coincidentally, a "golf clap" is as worthy of its moniker as an "applause" would be of its own. "It's like when you clap your hands; You don't move just one hand, you move both of them... Unless it's a golf clap."
"She was definitely a 10 until I took her home and found out she was a golf clap." |
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