the golden seal 

The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.

Dont break The Golden Seal- you'll be going all night!

the golden seal by Lulabelle Wood October 29, 2007

Golden Seal

A golden seal is a large Breed of western seals. A rare breed of seals only found within EastVale, California. They are specifically known for their golden fur and large body. Golden seals are often referred to as “Chubby Seals” or “Nathan Seals.” Nathan was the Hispanic explorer who first discovered the rare species in May of 2004. The term “ Chubby seal” is often associated with the name Nathan because the name nathan means large seal in Greek.

A golden seal is a large breed of western seal. Look at that Golden Seal. That golden seal is so plump.

Golden Seal by Tony Reynoso December 1, 2021

Fixing goldenscans 

euphemism: to have a lie-in or nap, and communicate this in such a manner to maintain looking professional.

to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management

person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?

person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.

Fixing goldenscans by BrightDevil August 18, 2010

Goldendale 

A small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.

Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!

Goldendale by Mandy Herreid January 20, 2009

Goldendale 

One of just a few places where bestiality is accepted and promoted, Incest is deemed the key to a normal family life. The word pet has been replaced by "sexual interest" as many have left the use of the opposite sex for lustful relations with animals. where the average person is either fat or ugly and with eyes close enough that they touch one another. A place so bad that even Indians wont live there. Where men get boners when the rooster crows in the morning.

Goldendale where you can bang all the sheep, goats and fugly women you want. Just don't be surprised at the results from that std test.

Goldendale by Gdale February 14, 2010

goldendale 

A good place to go and take a "SHIT"!!

Dude I Had such a Good Goldendale yesterday!

goldendale by Cass Man January 13, 2009

California Golden Seal 

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

California Golden Seal by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006