Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun
It was designed by Saxton Hale, built by Chuck Norris and was supplied by materials from Mr.T's hair. The exact composition of the gun consists of Nonexistium wrapped in a thick coating of gold.
Sadly, the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN can only be used during the set-up phase, where it can shoot through walls, and the humiliation phase, which comes right after since, if one team possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, they immediately win the round.
If both teams possesses the GOLDEN MACHINE GUN, the server shuts down and all players present at the time will have their computers explode.
The GOLDEN MACHINE GUN must always be typed in all caps or, if available, in a font of gold color.