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Goldbonding 

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
Goldbonding by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009
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Godbotherer

Tim is such a godbothering clownshoe merchant.

Goldbond 

A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.
Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond
Goldbond by Pinocha Deac November 16, 2006
GODBOT: (noun) someone programmed from birth to follow religious leaders' every wish; often indoctrinated in Christian fellowships closed off to free thinkers. Extremely dangerous when church leaders use the GodBots to harm other non-GodBots. GODBOTIC (verb) used to describe the hateful actions perpetuated by Christian people who won't listen to reason or logic. (thanks, Anonymous at Datalounge, whoever you are)
There were maybe 40 godbots on the sidelines with signs threatening us with hell and such.

Godbotherer

Actual quote from a friend.. "watch your fecking mouth, here comes the Godbotherers"
Godbotherer by JonsStumpy October 16, 2018

goldbording 

A combination of a banned enhanced interrogation technique and the very specific fetish of having a paid sex worker urinate upon you.

Goldboarding occurs when the paid sex worker restrains the "John" and then places their used underwear upon the "John's" face. The sex worker then proceeds to urinate upon the "John's" face as though he was being waterboarded.
Aaron: "Where did you go last night? And what is that smell?"

Adam: "So... Remember that bet I won last night? Yeah, I got a great goldbording session out of that."
goldbording by DirtyinDC December 20, 2017
The god of all bots and an omnipotent entity in WT
All hail the godbot
Godbot by Godbot777 June 10, 2018