|1.||chinese gold farmer|
A player in an MMORPG (term originated in World of Warcraft) who spends the vast majority of, if not his entire online time acquiring items and selling them at ludicrously high prices. The sale can occur in or out of the game, with a large number of Chinese Gold Farmers (henceforth abbreviated as "CGF") being linked to websites specializing in the (illegal) sale of in-game assets for actual real-world currency.more...
More often than not, they do not work well in groups, speak very little English (as the name suggests), have a multitude of people with access to the same characters (it remains unknown if one person plays for days, or if the users develop various "shifts" similar to a work schedule), and will roll for all items as though they are required ("Need" rolling in World of Warcraft, also "Ninja Looting" at times).
Rarely, if ever, will these characters be created with any skills beneficial to other players. The odds of seeing a World of Warcraft CGF character with Alchemy, Blacksmithing, Enchanting, Engineering, Leatherworking, or Tailoring are roughly equal to witnessing the death of our own sun within one's lifetime.
If the player behind a CGF is too poor to afford a website to sell his goods, he will instead farm items ranging from medium to horrible value and post them in the nearest available in-game player-to-player store (such places being the Auction Houses in World of Warcraft and
A nickname for someone who leeches, gold rather than working fair for it. Using luck or fluke tactics, in order to get somewhere in life.
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Kobold are small dog-man like creatures which live on the fringes of larger civilizations.
Kobold are incapable of farming and make a living by stealing what they can from other civilizations. Compounded with the fact that they are frail to the point of pathetic it's understandable why they often lose there communities or are wiped out entirely.
Living almost exclusively in caves and occasionally small cobbled together villages Kobold maintain a position as the worlds scavengers, stealing small goods from the dead after battles and looting garbage dumping grounds. Occasionally a very lucky, brave, or stupid Kobold may get away with stealing something extremely valuable but this is rare.
The shear ridicule of there abilities has caused some to take pity on them, leaving useless but still useable items outside of there protected stockpiles for Kobold to take.
Something about them also seems to garner some form of pity and feelings of adoration leading to them being referred to as cutebold by people who find there quarks endearing rather then annoying.
There main import is death:There main export is petty annoyance.
Mayor: A Kobold thief managed to sneak into our fort through my river access and stole an artifact platinum goblet that was encrusted with diamonds, rubies and gold. I was pretty pissed at the time but thinking back...that little guy must have become king of the Kobold. The rest of the dwarves sure thought it was ballsy, it became a favorite engraving subject for awhile.
El Bonio, a 19th century Mexican bandit, was reknowned for his bloodthirsty and relentless lifelong conquest of pillaging and looting small settlements of their gold and women alongside his group of armed madmen known as "The El Locos".
El Bonio's trademark, which which he became so infamous, was to leave a Bonio dog biscuit, drenched in the blood of the village's latest new born and sellotape it to the underside of a chicken before mounting the chicken onto a large stone turntable in the centre of the village and then spun the device around until sunset.
El Bonio was captured by a group of vigelantes and then burned at the stake atop the place of many an execution: 'El Lugar de la Inconveniencia Eterna' - Translated to English meaning 'The Place of Eternal Inconvenience'.
Elbonio The Great.
1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."
Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."
Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."