Going for a Scomo 

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

Going for a Scomo by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Going for an Amber Heard

Trying for a turd

I went to the toilet for an Amber Heard but forget my phone.

Going for an Amber Heard = turd

Going for an Amber Heard by UpBeat He-Man April 26, 2022

Going for an Amber Heard

Going for an Amber Heard aka Going for a turd

Is there anymore toilet roll I'm going for an Amber Heard.

Going for an Amber Heard by UpBeat He-Man April 26, 2022

Going for a McShit 

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

Going for a McShit by Snake July 9, 2004

'Going for a Bath' 

Going for a bath = going for a wank.

Used as an excuse, for example, 'going for a bath' at suspicious times of night.

'Going for a Bath' by The Japer. July 18, 2009

Going for Häagen-Dazs 

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

Going for Häagen-Dazs by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

going for the jugular 

Attempting a fatal attack against an adversary. An attack intended to completely defeat and destroy one opponent, most particularly by attacking their vital weakness as if trying to sever the jugular vein.

The tactical opposite of "going for the capillaries."

In Star Wars, Luke Skywalker defeated the Death Star by going for the jugular and firing a proton torpedo volley into its main reactor, causing a chain reaction that destroyed the entire station.

going for the jugular by MaxwellX September 3, 2010