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1. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This is the procrastinatory action one does after realizing that others have already discovered and defined both qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp. This act is also known to be associated with deep feelings of heterospeceality, pent up frustration due to under-masturbation, loss of feeling in hands due to over-ejaculation, and being lonely in a small city with no friends and alot of work to do but no beer in the fridge to take your mind off things.
As I was masturbating for the 16th time that sunny Monday morning, my numb left hand proceeded to tap the letter w on my computer which resulted in wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's all over the screen, as well as a load of jizz, so instead of going to class like I had originally planned, I started making this definition.
2. Cutting Class
Cutting Class- This is a term that is used usually used in high schoolers and middle schoolers. It means to not go to class. Another explanation is, not appearing or showing up class.

Cutting Class can get you in trouble, most common punishment is subspection- if you are a repeat offender you could get kicked out of school.

Usually kids get caught if they repeatedly cut the same classes over and over again
Example#1 - Cutting Class
Person 1 "lets cut class today"
Person 2 "where are we going to go then."
Person 1 "we could go outside,hide in the locker room, or
hide in the stairs"
Person 2 "Ok lets cut"

Example#2 - Cutting Class
Person 1 "Lets not go to class"
Person 2 "you mean cutting class?"
Person 1 "ya, the teacher is absent today"
Person 2 "ok!"
Person 1 "We can leave the school and go to my place"
3. To pull a Jamie
To walk fast to class because you think you are going to be late.
The only way chloe could get to class on time was To pull a Jamie.
4. Going to the bakery
Going to the bakery is the process in which one consumes a large quantity of marijuana causing them to get high or "baked" the phrase going to the bakeryis usually used when one is in a public situation and doesnt want other people to know he/she is talking about reefer.
"Dude this math test blows, as soon as class is dismissed im going to the bakery."

"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."
5. PRT
You have to love to hate the PRT. It's the best way to get around WVU's campus unless there is something important that your going to...like an exam, lunch or childbirth. If you use the PRT for something simple, like going to the library to study, it runs perfectly. If your doing something major, it has a 78.9% chance of breaking down.
While you are broken down on one side of the track, you can always notice other cars still going in the opposite direction, this is another unexplained phenomena about the PRT. The usual waiting time for fixing the PRT is about...forever.
Dammit, the PRT broke down again. Good thing I packed some food, a pillow and a blanket.

Jon: The PRT broke down on me today. I missed two classes and an exam.
Paul: Yeah, I was on the other side of the track going downtown. I made it there in plenty of time.
6. cleezy
Slang term for "class". Origins: Snoop Dogg's language.
Homeless: Can you spare some change? I'm trying to put myself through school..
Student: Yea right, you ain't never been to cleezy, you're just lookin to buy some crack!

Poindextor: Hey man, you going to class today?
FratBoy: Yo fuck goin to cleezy it's time to get wasted..

Son: When you were in college did you goto class everyday?
Father: Pfft haha! Son I slept through cleezy and graduated with a 2.0, word is bond.
7. school
An establishment created by the government for the common good. While some subjects offered at public schools are frivolous, the majority of classes teach skills that can be applied in higher learning environments or real-life settings. Often regarded by ungrateful youths as a punishment or cruel confinement.

It is neither of these, but rather a luxury that not all countries afford their citizens. Public schools give children the opportunity of free learning. Those who can be bothered to pass their classes can earn a diploma so that they may go on to college where they can get a degree that will prevent the necessity of a career in waste disposal, fast food, or retail.
Hooray, I'm so glad that school is free! Now I can make something of my life instead of suckling the government's teat by living off of welfare because I didn't feel like going to class! I'm going to be a rocket scientist, while those who didn't apply themselves will spend the rest of their lives in abject poverty, bouncing from drug addiction to unplanned children to prostitution!
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