| 78. | Toothless Event | ||
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An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring. Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?
Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement |
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| 79. | Mudhen Fever | ||
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A disease held by all Toledo Mudhens Fans, moreso in the old timers. It is often caught by fans watching the old timer reunion games with class of 1945. Mudhen Fever is especially held by Ed Crankshaft, Dale 'Beanball' Bushka, Jefferson 'J.J.' Jacks, and Fred 'Dusty' Duncan. Dale: (talking to the team) OK boys, we're almost ready to come out here.
Ed: (screaming) Yeah, Mudhen Fever time! I'd better start doing my Mudhen Bends. Beanball: Mind if we all join you? We're all Mudhens here. Dusty: Aye, yes, the magic of the Mudhen Fever. This is going to be a good game. Dale: (on the P.A. system) Introducing the Toledo Mudhens class of 1945. Nelson: Oh boy, this is going to be a good game. I get to see Grandpa Ed in his old Mudhen suit. Beanball: You're right, who knows, you might get a signed ball by him. Bryant has one. (picks up the signed baseball and hands the ball to Nelson). See, 'Ed Crankshaft', best Toledo Mudhens pitcher ever! Ed: (overhears Beanball and Nelson, the gang gets together and starts slapping Gunny Fives) Mudhen Silver, Mudhen Gold, you guys are young and we're all old! (as in a taunt to the other team, who is Rochester Red Wings class of 1972) Nelson: Have a good game, Grandpa Ed. I'll be rooting for you. Beanball, Dusy, J.J.: That's right, Nelson. He's not just A Mudhen, he's the BEST Mudhen! (The game begins and no one is talking) |
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| 80. | Middleton's Disease | ||
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The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream. Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show. Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud. Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it. Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one. Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come? Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came? Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do. |
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| 81. | Wrinkly Gorgous | ||
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*Gore-gus*
1 a flacid unerect penis that has excessive folds of skin including but not limited to the scrotum. similar uses are engoreged gorgous( erect penis) 2 any wrinkled phalic objects or animals. Def.1 John: Hey Paul whats the matter?
Paul: Dude i was going to take a shower but my Grandpa was in there... John: so? Paul: he was pissing and i saw his wrinkly gorgous! John: oh..... Def.2 A pug, mole rat, bulldog, shar pei, japanese giant salamander |
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| 82. | Poopercut | ||
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The cut one receives on an asshole after an extremely painful bowel movement; usually results in bloody stools, awkward walking, and seat shifting. Dude! Quit eating all those nuts, or else youre going to get a poopercut and you know grandpa hates giving up his donut.
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| 83. | Bainter | ||
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Hottest, wettest, craziest, wildest, rowdiest sex a person can have. Dude, I'm going to Bainter the shit out of your grandpa tonight. I'll tape it for you.
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| 84. | T'nooze | ||
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when someone takes a nap on the crapper. Toilet + snooze = T'snooze Person 1: Is your grandpa still in the bathroom? He's been gone for half an hour? Person 2: Oh don't worry, he's just taking his afternoon T'nooze.
If you keep t'snoozing, you are definitely going to get the roids. |
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