| 1. | apeshit-crazy | ||
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The kind of anxiety usually expressed by the physical or mental desire to jump up and down, screaming and banging hands on chest or head on walls.
Pre-dates the shortened but now more common variant "apeshit." My roommate just deposited my mail at the bank and dropped my bank-deposit in the post-office box, for the third time! I'm going apeshit-crazy!
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| 2. | Apeshit bananas | ||
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The extreme of going apeshit. To completely lose one's mind in a violent manner, or when used to describe a situation, the act of descending into complete chaos. When I found out that my entire project had been deleted, I went completely apeshit bananas on everyone that had touched my computer in 24 hours.
By the time the riot police got there, everything was already apeshit bananas. |
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| 3. | going postal | ||
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Basicly, "going postal" is pulling a uzi, assault rifle or most any other firearm out from under your jacket and going nuts. That is, wasting anyone and anything you see, and then probably yourself. A bit like going apeshit. Jim had left another burning paper bag of crap on John's doorstep, so John retaliated by going postal on his ass.
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| 4. | apeshit | ||
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A pandamonuim reaction as a result of an act of goodwill.Usually apeshit is a negative reaction but this version is positive.Being used by corporations in the business world.
Boardroom meeting:
Sath:How do you think Rene will react when he sees the fantabulous double page spread we are giving his brands in the next catalog? Jeff:I dunno.I think he is going to go apeshit. Sath:Yeah?! Grant:Absolutley! Apeshit. |
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| 5. | apeshit on acid | ||
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Refers to going mental over something in a completely unrestrained way, or getting beyond pissed off at something. Refers to an episode of Degrassi Junior High where Shane drops acid at a "Gourmet Scum" concert, trips balls, and jumps off a bridge, causing brain damage. 1)That party was so much fun, I went apeshit on acid.
2)I don't want to go apeshit on acid on you, but what you did was weaksauce, man. |
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| 6. | going cheney | ||
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Similar to going postal, but usually involving a shotgun filled with buckshot instead of an uzi. May involve the disfiguring of a friend or associate by firing the shot at their face, usually after drinking lots of scotch. Nigga, you disrespect me again and I will be going cheney on your ass.
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| 7. | Going Vader | ||
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Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for. Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.
Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too! Steve: Going Vader again, dear? |
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