googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006

googleitus 

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

googleitus by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Googlitis

When in boredom you google yourself,other people you know, etc.

Dude I got googlitis and I found out there is a desinger with your name.

Googlitis by UrfbwndStudios January 9, 2010

googleitis 

Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.

I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.

googleitis by KitKat83 December 8, 2010

goggletitus 

A condition where a swimmer's goggles won't stay on. Affects times and speeds of competitive swimmers.

My nephew would have taken first place if not for his goggletitus.

goggletitus by Webster127 June 12, 2021

Gigglitism 

Giggling a lot. The act of giggling.

When your friends are giggling a lot, they have gigglitism.

Gigglitism by Julie d. May 6, 2008

Googlitis

Baby boomer who discovers Google and finds it necessary to Google every aspect of everyone and everything they come in contact with.

When your mom is googling DIY insemination, she may have Googlitis.

Googlitis by Trump22 May 23, 2018