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1.
Goggan; adjective

Meaning: An object used in a way that is wrong yet looks cool.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik's goggles.
by Bitor July 03, 2004
 
2.
An American living in Canada and is almost considered an outcast considering he is used to his common american culture. Instead of Hockey he loves Football, drives in a shitty car, and loves the color green. He is confused about his orientation. He tries to get girls but fails miserably.
Man, I could have scored with that chick but I didn't ...

You're such a Goggans...
by Snickerknickerbox July 21, 2008