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gortwist 

A big old boomer, often in the shape of a bowling ball. Shaped so round, they pick up speed rolling uphill.
"I saw a gortwist the other day in the park, it almost plowed through me. I ALMOST DIED!"
gortwist by Boverjohn September 8, 2019
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goatwaite 

The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities
Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !
goatwaite by mikewoz July 12, 2021

Goatwhacked

The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.
The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.
Goatwhacked by Ian December 7, 2004

Goatware 

1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt.
1. "This software is goatware!"

2. "sharepoint is goatware on my server, eh!"
Goatware by zeus0r October 7, 2012
a southern or backwoods term for a difficult to describe tool or gadget. Most often used by a person doing mechanical work and unable to describe the tool needed immediatly.
Hurry up boy and hand me that there gofawchit!
gofawchit by 4223 September 9, 2011

goatwhore 

1. A disagreeable, mean, prickish, or just plain aggravating person.

2. A death metal band.
Your boss is making you work late AGAIN? That goatwhore!
goatwhore by miltoncat September 16, 2007