goffix 

Another term for 'goth' of 'goff'. Mostly used by your basic Chav or Scall. Usually used as an insult but most times the subject fails miserably. The term is generally laughed at by all folk who are classed as 'goffix'

"Are you a goffix?"
"Eee, your goffix. Ya make me pyar sick"
"Ya dirty goffix!!"

goffix by willy_wonka September 5, 2005

Reverse goffix 

Reverse goffix, or reverse gothic.

A black person with bleached white hair, all white clothing and white shoes.

If Sisqo wore all white.
Or Dennis Rodman.

You'd say "Wow! Its like he is goffix! But in reverse!
OMG REVERSE GOFFIX!"

Reverse goffix by WangCity February 20, 2009

goffik 

the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.

I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!

goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012

Greg Goffin' 

The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!

James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!

Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.

Greg Goffin' by Greg's Team December 30, 2011

goffice 

A conglomeration of business attire and gothic stylings.

Office attire and makeup that resembles goth but still manages to appear business like or abide by a company's dress code.

The new girl in human resources looks goffice. The business suit and strapped boots she's wearing works well with her pale makeup and black lipstick.

goffice by Kooey April 4, 2011

goffik 

mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D

3ft2 kid... look at my fishnets, theyre so goffik

goffik by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 22, 2003

goffick 

Thinking your goth but your not.

OMG your so g0ff1ck!!11!!!

goffick by Atropa January 8, 2004