Mr Goffard 

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

Mr Goffard by Hooverz July 14, 2019

gofford 

1.The coolest person in the world,
2.Maybe second coolest compared to God.
3.Goffords's are rarely seen in the rural communities around the world, the only place gofford's are found are in urban areas.

1. look theres a gofford
2. you're so gofford.

gofford by gofford November 19, 2004

giffard 

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

giffard by mike January 5, 2004

Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

Guffard by k.e.p March 22, 2011

Goffader 

Otherwise know as a doggo.

Look at all those goffaders

Goffader by Eat Shit fuckhead January 9, 2018

Gyffard 

The act of ejaculating into your dad after a night of heavy drinking.

John came home to find his dad passed out on the couch, only to turn him over and give him the gyffard.

Gyffard by Daocfan69 September 17, 2020

goofard 

A goofy person

"That guy is a goofard"

goofard by Namesdontmattter March 24, 2024