Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)
Townie drone #1: FUKKIN' GOFFS
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'