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The rarest first name for a human male.
I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.
Goetch by cobbnobbler February 4, 2010
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goaticorn 

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.
My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!
Conjuring demons with a grimoire; typically demons summoned by king Solomon.
idiot1: dude lets try goetia
idiot2: isn't that dangerous tho?
idiot1: no its awesome
goetia by NowTilous August 6, 2018

Apollo-getics 

The geeks indulged in some Apollo-getics and counter-Apollo-getics far into the night.
Apollo-getics by Emu Sam September 28, 2008
A philosophy based on the way mountain goats hitting their enemies as hard as they want.
He’s a leader of Goetism dude!! He hits that guy like a motherfucker!
Goetism by Angel Marcus Mathieu August 16, 2021

trez gotic

bastardization of french: "how gothic!"

adj., Used to describe actions (or inactions) of another that are precieved to be aesthetically pleasing (usually through the use of darker colors/darker styles-writing/clothing/musical/ or darker sense of humor) by the person using the word (usually one possessive of a gothic aesthetic themselves).
1.:While at a coffee house poetry slam a poem of eloquent yet stinging heartache is read, a girl leans over and whispers to her friend, "trez gotic... no?"
2.:Versaci's fall line included a black fishnet floorlength number whose austerity and grace balanced with its haute couture accents for a distinctly sophisticated and trez gotic effect.
3.:Jez stepped closer to the edge of the mountain and looked up at the billowing dark storm clouds approaching. the wind blew her hair away from her face and she thought of her father and his absence from her life, and the faceless men that had since come to pass. It began to rain, and the sky was already fading into night. jez whispered to the wind, "mmmm, trez gotic, mere nature"
trez gotic by illustry July 23, 2003