| 1. | god's cum | ||
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Used to describe anything that is unbelievably delicious. The only thing that you can compare it to would be the delicious man juice of God. This is the best beer I have ever tasted. It is like God's cum.
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| 2. | gods glue | ||
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the male ejacualate cum, sperm i unloaded gods glue over her tits
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| 3. | cum drum | ||
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1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around 3. Have a seat 4. Make her sit on you 5. Put it in her 6. Bend that 'ho' over 7. Get to slappin that ass Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.
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| 4. | Sperm Bowser | ||
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A person, normally female, who engages in a lot of sexual intercourse, and is regarded as being a slut.
Also see cum bucket. Oh man, she how big her opening was? She was a definite sperm bowser.
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| 5. | Creampie Soufflé | ||
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A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes. Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.
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| 6. | nob rock | ||
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stale rotten cum around the end of your cock i cant see my bell anymore its covered in nob rock
for gods sake you stink of nob rock |
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| 7. | amblowsia | ||
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(noun): Semen (cum/jizz/splooge/etc.).
Origin: hybrid of "ambrosia" (the mythical food of the Greek gods) and "blow" (to perform oral sex; to ejaculate). Odysseus thrust his phallus into Penelope's mouth up to the hilt and filled her with his sweet Ithacan amblowsia.
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