goddidit

Contraction of 'god did it', a sarcastic term to show that the explanation for something is based on religious belief, and not sound arguments.
Much used for arguments presented by IDiots and other religious bigots who are too lazy, or too stupid, or too dishonest to acknowledge that there are proper scientific explanations for most things.
It is in particular used to explain 'irreducible complexity', a vague term used by IDiots to prove that god created the Universe.

'Eyes are so finely designed that they can not have evolved, so there must have been a creator' is a basic 'goddidit' conclusion.

goddidit by shonny May 9, 2008

Goddities 

Goddities, noun: From "god oddities". Goddities are god thingies where their supporters though repeatedly challenged, still cannot provide any evidence that their god thingies possess any attributes that earn them the right to be regarded as deities and where they are prima facie ridiculous, in that they cannot assist their supporters in any way in this process, no matter the cost to their followers of their belief.

I know there are no god thingies, but the goddities I don't believe in wouldn't need to sacrifice their children in order to forgive people for things they didn't do.

Goddities by DasHermit January 22, 2017

goddit 

Confirmation that you have the same football card as one from your friend's collection.

havengoddit (antonym)

(flicking through your friend's football card collection) "Goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, .... <pause> ..... havengoddit ..... goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit ...."

goddit by doc brown July 7, 2007

godidiot 

A person who uses their silly, false, delusional, religion or theological beliefs and his/her nonexistant, fantasy sky dad called God to justify a moral, legal, or political view. This word created by the raving atheist.

That Godidiot Rick Santorum is against gay doing the sodomy thing. Basically, he thinks queers should be thrown in jail for being queers because an ancient, absurd book, the bible says so.

godidiot by arrogant atheist August 28, 2003

Godiditional forms 

"Godiditonal forms" is basically a good "scientific" term to be used in the Creationist and Intelligent Design Movements.

It is when someone uses the excuse "God did it" (a.k.a Godidit) as an explanation for something which they can't explain.

Atheist[: So if everything happens for a reason, and god makes it happen, what's the reason for your mother dying of [cancer?

Christian: Uh...well...don't question the mighty power! God did it!

Atheist: *sigh*, Not more Godiditional forms used as an argument! Ack!

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Atheist: Who stole my pen? Was it you Brady?

Brady (the Christian): No, I didn't do it? Godidit

Atheist: *sigh*, it's the second Godiditional form I've seen in the last 5 minutes!

Godiditional forms by Yahoo Answers FTW December 10, 2010