| 1. | GodGobberism | ||
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Peter answered a knock on the door and a Mormon tried to give him a pamphlet.
Peter said, “You’ve got GodGobberism, I’m a GodFrosty, go away you GodGobber”. |
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| 2. | GodGobberAuzzieGobs | ||
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Anti-religious person hoping to establish a cult that refutes existense of God.
Usually persons of British heritage masquerading as Australians. godgobbers godgobbing god-gobber godgobber godbotherer godgobberization godgobbers auzziegob godgobberosis godfrosties godfrosters godfrostypeters frostypeter godfrosts 'Hello mate, Peter here, do you want to sign up up for our campaign against the godgobbers? I know you're English like me, but I've been telling them I'm an Aussie, it's a brilliant plan!' I'm calling it GodGobberAuzzieGobs and it's a great idea.
'No thanks Peter, I'm a real Aussie, who cares about the godgobbers anyway'. |
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| 3. | GodGobbing | ||
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A term used by a GodFrosty to describe the act of preaching by religious people.
god-gobber godgobber godbotherer godgobberisms godgobberist godfrosties godfrosters godfrostypeters frostypeter godfrosts As Peter walked by a church, he heard a congregation singing hymns.
Peter yelled out, 'Stop that GodGobbing, I can't stand it!' |
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| 4. | GodGobberist | ||
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Religious people that members of the GodFrosty cult hate. GodGobberists can be liable to attacks from members of the staunch atheistic cult GodFrosties in newspapers and internet forums.
godgobberism godgobberization godgobbers Auzzie-Gob GodFrosty godfrosters godfrostypeters godfrosts godgobberosis GodGobberAuzzieGobs Peter, a GodGobberAuzzieGob cult member and avowed GodGobberist would say “You’ve got GodGobberism, I’m a GodFrosty, go away you GodGobber”.
The religious person may reply, “No, you go away Peter, we know you’re one of them ‘GodGobberAuzzieGob’ people, and not even an Aussie!” |
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| 5. | GodFrostyAngel | ||
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A former GodFrosty or ex-member of the GodGobberAuzzieGobs cult. Usually people that have been born again into their original faith.
auzziegob Auzzie-Gob frostypeter godbotherer godfrosters godfrosties godfrosts GodFrosty godfrostypeters godgobber god-gobber GodGobberAuzzieGobs godgobberisms godgobberist godgobberization godgobberosis godgobbers godgobbing FrostyPeter - (trying to use an Australian accent): “What’s going on, how come ya leavin the GodGobberAuzzieGobs? me mate Satan’s still got heaps of work for us to do against the GodGobbers!”
GodFrostyAngel: “Sorry Peter, the only True Peter is Peter of the Sea of Galilee. He also was a Peter who denounced The Lord, but was born again under His magnificence.” |
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| 6. | godgobberauzzierosis | ||
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An AuzzieGob or GodFrosty who hates GodGobbers.
auzziegob Auzzie-Gob frostypeter godbotherer godfrosters godfrosties godfrosts GodFrosty godfrostypeters godgobber god-gobber GodGobberAuzzieGobs godgobberisms godgobberist godgobberization godgobberosis godgobbers godgobbing Peter: “So who cares if I’ve got godgobberauzzierosis, if I want to say I’m an Aussie, I don’t care that I’m not a real one, I still hate GodGobbers.”
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| 7. | GodGobberAntiFrosties | ||
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Members of a GodFrosty cult that have renewed their spiritual flame. Their Lord has forgiven them for straying from the path of righteousness.
FrostyPeter PeterFrosty godgobberization GodGobberism godgobberosis godgobber GodGobberAuzzieGobs GodFrosty GodGobberist GodGobbing GodFrostyPeter GodFrostyAngel jjjj flockerlalian AuzzieGob Peter: “What do you mean? you’re leaving the GodGobberAuzzieGob Cult. I’m the Grand Master of GodFrosties! don’t let the GodGobbers win.”
GodGobberAntiFrosties: “No, Peter! No Peter! the way is with the Lord, He said, “Go forth with truth, tell Peter the GodFrosty he may come with you if he also repents. Let him say ‘I am a true man of God, no longer will I masquerade as a GodGobberAuzzieGob, my heritage of birth as a proud British man belongs to you my Lord”. |
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