A being thought up by people thousands of years ago because they couldn't think what could have created everything. Has sinse been scientifically proven not to exist hundreds if not thousends of times, but large amounts of people still beleave in him/her. Also started one of, if not the richest business on the planet: the church.
A false elusion some people go to if they feel lonely, or sad in any way, and never actually recover because of him.
A way in which nearly every parent blackmails their children to behave.
A way to keep the masses from 'sinning' so they dont go to 'hell' after death.
Often causes serious mental illnesses. people being obsessed with the idea of his existence, and they diteriate into insanity.

A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.

The reason I passed math.

The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.

the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.

The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."

Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?