Subscribe English
look up any word, like tittybong:
 
629.
god
god = the unexplainable

god is everything we can't explain, therefor EVERYONE BELIEVES in him/her/it.
I call god a belief, religion starts where people try to explain the unexplainable.

until everything is explained, god is all, because even the slightest unexplainable fact may result in an "upside down world".
by ejk November 15, 2005
17 38
 
50.
god
something that people fight over for stupid reasons

both atheists and theists
atheist:god does no exist so stfu you stupid christain
theist:so a big nothingness created the world then?!
atheist:okay prove he exists
theist:prove he doesn't

smart person: there is no proof that there is a god...just like there is no proof there is no god...so why argue about something we cant prove?
by stfuimrobert February 10, 2011
43 23
 
51.
God
A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.
And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 23, 2011
53 33
 
52.
God
A something you can make money out of.
The orange link above is the perfect use of god.
by asdfghhjk April 07, 2010
73 53
 
53.
God
God depends on your view of things. It could be the almighty all-in-one awesome dude. It could be 1000's of different people for every little thing. It could just be the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky (which I personaly belive in). Or (if your athiest) it could be nothing, your god could be money, Pokemanz, Urban Dictionary, ect.
1. Look! It's god coming down from heaven!

2. My village mainly worships the sun god, Apollo, who do you worship?

3. HOLY **** IT'S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! *bows*

4. *Hugs money* Your all I'll ever need besides my anal vibrator...
by TehFlyingSpaghettiMonstz0rOLOL February 11, 2010
49 30
 
54.
GOD
The worlds most popular imaginary friend.
A man talking to himself is eather a) crazy or b) talking to god.
by dragonsmoker420 October 19, 2008
138 119
 
55.
God
A being that is both omnipotent and omniscent. This means that it can both do anything and see everything. Obviously, since it can see everything, it can see into the future. If it can see into the future, it can choose its path, because it is omnipotent. This means it has seen the wrong future, or is unable to change the future, thus contradicting itself. Or, as said by an ancient Greek philosopher,

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? ~Epicurus
When one person has an invisible person they believe in, it is called an imaginary friend. When many people have the same one, they call him God.
by PyroFerret October 15, 2007
80 61
 
56.
GOD
According to the Five Percenters or The Nation Of Gods And Earths "GOD" is define as THE ORIGINAL MAN THE ASIATIC BLACK MAN. The 1st man to exist on the Planet Earth in africa or asia is the "BLACKMAN". it is the seed of the Blackman from which all races creeds and cultures originated from.

there is no mystery God people have search for that mystery god for tillions of years and have not found this so-called mystery God so the wise and intelligent have agreed that the only God is Self P.E.A.C.E
TERMS USED....

Peace God, Peace Allah, God ALlah, Arm Leg LEg Arm Head, Godbody, The black man is God.

When 5%ers greet one another for ex.

PEACE GOD!,PEACE ALLAH!

WHATS TODAYS MATHEMATICS GOD?
TODAYS MATHEMATICS IS KNOWLEDGE GOD!!!

PEACE GOD!!
by GODHIMSELF April 22, 2006
123 104