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god
god = the unexplainable

god is everything we can't explain, therefor EVERYONE BELIEVES in him/her/it.
I call god a belief, religion starts where people try to explain the unexplainable.

until everything is explained, god is all, because even the slightest unexplainable fact may result in an "upside down world".
by ejk November 15, 2005
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god
An all powerfull being who lives in a flying cloud castle and is always watching you.
God is watching when you poop. Even when you touch yourself at night. . . . .

Sarah: *rubs her clit a little when she thinks no one is around*

God: I. See. YOU!
by Jimmy CrackKorn November 30, 2005
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god
Some big man that sits opn a cloud and tells everyone what to do. Threatens us with hell.
Eat your cabbage or God will send you to hell!
by PunkRockBarbieBitch July 19, 2005
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god
An imaginary entity that weak-minded people use to fall back on.
Only god can show me what to do now because I'm too stupid to know what to do now!
by AnJew March 01, 2004
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25.
God
The reason for anything currently unexplained or unknown.
What is the origin of life? God, at least until we find the real reason.
by FlareNUKE August 23, 2006
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God
Think about it... If God exists, he would be the greatest slave owner in existence.
"Hi, I'm God. I created the world and everyone in it for the sole purpose of having them worship and serve me for life in the hopes that I will save them from myself."

How does this make sense to people at all?
by no7orious May 14, 2009
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God
A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)
God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!
by D June 17, 2004
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God
A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.
The romans had many gods.
by Some guy March 26, 2004
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