The Atheist equivalent of the creator that exists within all major religious writings in some form (aside from Shintoism which, in all reality is more of a lifestyle than a religion) that Atheists worship instead of a real god like Muhammad, Jehovah, or Xenu.
To create the universe, he apparently crawled into a fetal position and sucked himself off.
The beginning of the Atheist bible:
...And while in an uncomfortable position, the being began fellatio upon himself and when he returned to an upright position, time was begun. He declared himself unquestionable ruler of the universe and to those who had the honor of serving him, became known as the almighty Atheismo...
A Celtic healing god who was a member of the Treveri Trible of eastern Gaul. The tribal grounds included large sanctuaries where there once existed medicinal springs in various parts of now what is known as Germany. Although legend states he is no longer with us, his divine presence is channelled and can be felt though mortals. Therefore, it can be said his energy remains within the collective conscious.more...
Lenus is the protector of the tribe, bestower of health and general good fortune to whoever he comes in contact with. A very wealthy God both in his heart and materially, he uses this to encourage others to grow and strive for success. He's a kind and gentle God who is admired for his Godly good looks and is even known to exude an irresistible charm and sexual appeal which attracted many of the Celtic Goddesses of that time. His strength, both internal and physical, is like no other God of that time. He has the ability to heal a hurting soul and protect an endangered one, all while using his sharp yet sweet humorous intellect. Also known to be the tribal advisor, he heals millions of civilians through his mystical voice and words. Also known to create masses of laughter with his wonderful sense of humor. Ancamna, his divine Celtic partner, adores him and supports him through out their journey and together they help heal the lands through love, compassion and protection. Their energies are still felt today and work through human beings.
FILS = Fart I like to smell
-Hot Mum- "Oh my god, that's a MILF!"
Bob farted: "Oh my god, that's a FILS!"
Pulling off a god-like move in tetris
*Mel puts the tetramino down in a tough position and clears 4 rows at once* "My gosh that was slinky!"
|943.||Gods of C.O.D|
They are many players (or Noobs) on either Call of Duty Modern Warfare or Modern Warfare 2 that watch over their virtual land.
They vary from being suckish to actually really good. The will proclaim to themselves or to their subjects anyone they suspect is noob or camper for possesing any weapon or loitering in a location they don't like.
But most are driven to extiction due to the rise of actual skilled players going Kratos or Perseus on them and knocking their fat @$$es off their dented cuishoned thrones. This event reverts them into their true froms, the common 9yr old whining player as he slam his controller in utter defeat.
Player 1: Oh i just got double killed by a predator missile
Gods of C.O.D (Ex:Cod432796): Effin noob, i bet you think your so dumn cool, why the heck you go after me, there were other players all around and you had to go after me (slams controller)
(please post any other players you think deserve this title,
and if your that one skilled player, stop excercising and having a life and star being a god killer)
ROFL: Rolling On The Floor Laughing while spinning on the ground like a helicopter
Dude: Oh my god man him passing out drunk was hilarious!
Other Dude: I know man I was doing ROFL Copters
Dude: OMG that kid did a Rofl Copter after hitting himself!
|945.||A hug for you|
Please, i would like to give a hug to you, silent healing heart. I reach out to you and hug you. For i don't know you but i feel your pain. I hug you with all my heart, for you deserve to be happy in life. I am so sorry if i ever did anything to hurt you, that was not my intention for you are beautiful inside and out. Much love. Much much love to you.
I'm being brave by reaching out to you but i want to give you a big hug. A hug for you silent healing heart. God bless you today, tomorrow and always. You are loved by so many people. I'm sorry if i've stepped out of line by writing but i can't see anyone hurt. A hug for a very special person.