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Goonette 

The female equivalent of a gooner.

A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.

Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 

The fourth movie based on the fourth book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Lots of controversy among fans has arisen among fans about the considerable amount of canonical events that were cut out or changed in the movie.
Differences between the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film and the book:
House elves and S.P.E.W. are cut out
Ludo Bagman is cut out
Bertha Jorkins is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's confession is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's fate is cut out
Harry's recuperation in the hospital wing is cut out
Fudge giving Harry's winnings to him is cut out
The creatures in the enchanted maze are cut out
The Dursleys are cut out
Hermione's capture of Rita Skeeter is cut out
Several Pensieve scenes are cut out
Sirius Black's role is very small, compared to the book
The Quidditch World Cup match is cut out

Etc., etc. For more info, see Wikipedia.

Cum Goblet 

The Cum Goblet is a sexual activity in where whilst having a hand job your inexperienced girlfriend puts her hand over the top of your bell-end as if it were an upturned goblet she then proceeds to move up and down until you cum onto her palm
Josh’s girlfriend gave him the cum goblet
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t give me the cum goblet
What the fuck is a cum goblet
Cum Goblet by Women Moment December 3, 2020

Gonetroversy 

A past controversy. (A controversy which is in the past "Gone")
Watergate was a well known gonetroversy.
Gonetroversy by JonnyCarter April 30, 2013

cock goblet 

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.
"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"
cock goblet by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009
A woman that makes jokes and keeps you ROLLING. She also loves net worths
Joe: You know that girl Goonetta?
Mark: Yes! She's hilarious! I love that woman!
Joe: Y'know, she has taught me a lot with net worths!

Goblette 

Happy Halloween to all you Goblins and Goblettes!
Goblette by Kristian Pulz March 1, 2009