A reference to one's urinary appendage. When speaking of the appendage, the statement must be made in an Austrian accent.
He stepped up into the bathroom, unzipped, and shouted, "MY GOBLIN!!"
by Boss DJ May 16, 2003
class of gangster above a goon. rich,, powerful, yet still from the hood. killing on others below them and has much more authority. usually the head of gangs and has much protection, but always loyal and always keep it real
"whats a goon to a goblin" -lil wayne (a millie)
by jay-tang July 12, 2008
Better than a Goon Harder More Gangster than a Goon
You Say That You A Goon But Whats A Goon To A Goblin-LiL Wayne
by dontneed2no July 11, 2008
Small, usually green (although red and brown varieties are common) bipedal creature, the goblin is possessed of a keen cunning, and although not often very wise, goblins tend toward the highly intelligent.

Goblins can be highly malicious, coming from a very competitive society. Some groups of goblins work together strongly under great leaders, whilst others may simply bicker and squabble amongst themselves.

Goblins have a sharp and sometimes biting sense of humour, and their simplistic logic often makes for hilarious situations - however, it may also provide the goblin a mechanism unthought of by more logical and less chaotic species.

Possibly related to orcs (ork).
Leaf the Wood Elf: Are you an evil baby-eating necromancer, Skwelch?
Skwelch the powerful goblin necromancer: I iZ nOt and nEvvA aZ bIn a neKroManseR! eYe iZ a fAYmuS goBblyN baRdd!
Leaf: OK then!
by wererogue January 09, 2004
A woman of short stature, who dresses as a slut, and is insane (redundant, all women are insane).
Nicole "Snooki" on Jersey Shores.
"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin" -Dan O'Brien
by Pip-alicious January 10, 2010
The vile shit that one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of alcohol the night before. Usually occurs before or instead of vomiting during a hang over. Also happens 99% of the time after drinking 4loko.
Liza: "Hey guys, this is kinda vulgar, but I cant stop shitting after sippin' on the 4lokos last night."
Joe: "Yeah no shit ya prick, its called shitting out a goblin. Hehehe"
by 4lokoPrincess October 06, 2010
An unfortunate looking socially awkward male who lurks in clubs to pull women
Did you see that guy Andy at the bar last night? He's such a goblin!
by SlyDog'12 November 11, 2012
1. A Goblin is the master race. They are almost exclusively PC Gamers. The most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior.

Goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. They once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. As white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood lust and hatred.

Goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. Goblins then use their own shit as lube to fuck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin jizz. Goblins will pass this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. Goblins hate trolls.

"Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!" - Nekrogoblicon (Goblin Island)

3. A higher order gangster. A shot caller. Perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to Charles Manson or other cult leaders. This is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. They have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. A goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.
1: I smell a God's corpse?
2: Ya, I think a Goblin was here.
by GhostDino September 05, 2014

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