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Cum Goblets 

Cum Goblets

1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.

2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."

2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
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A chunk of human remains that has drifted ashore after a shipwreck disaster. From the old days when piracy was common, as was sighting dead bodies on the banks of the oceans.
"It took us weeks to clean every gobbet from the shore after that calamity."
gobbet by ~lSd3d~ September 25, 2007

Gobbersloshed 

Being drunk and high yet still sober at the same time
Darryl was gobbersloshed after the party
Gobbersloshed by Huh dude man June 27, 2019
one who is extremely orange and walks like a person of a horsey nature
"look at that horse. it looks like gobbers"
gobbers by iamachicken May 8, 2008
kush: ranch thought I am gobbers
gobbers by grimreaper1102 August 13, 2021

flibberty gibbets 

Kinda like a curse word. Also that weird guy that lives in a hut in the forest you see when you're on a road trip.
Guy: *loses game*
Also guy: "FLIBBERTY GIBBETS."

Definiton 2:

Guy 1: "Look at Flibberty Gibbets down the road."
Guy 2: "I know right."

flibberty gibbets 

Kinda like a curse word. Also that weird guy that lives in a hut in the forest you see when you're on a road trip.
Guy: *loses game*
Also guy: "FLIBBERTY GIBBETS."

Definiton 2:

Guy 1: "Look at Flibberty Gibbets down the road."
Guy 2: "I know right."