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8.
Somebody who has a go or "gobs off" at people alot.
You know what you are? You're a gobber!
by Emily April 05, 2005
 
1.
somebody who spits alot.
My friend is a gobber but I think gobbers are dirty bastards.
by Emily April 05, 2005
 
2.
someone who gobsmacks you every time they go in for the tongue, a gobber will usually part-take in washing-machine movements when they finally gob you, be weary, these persons do not know how to kiss.
last night this guy/girl absolutely gobbed me out of nowhere, shite kiss too, absolute gobber!
by slyndicate May 15, 2011
 
3.
one who is extremely orange and walks like a person of a horsey nature
"look at that horse. it looks like gobbers"
by iamachicken May 08, 2008
 
4.
someone who argues an arbitrary point and refuses to end the argument regardless of evidence provided or outcome.
Bob is a "gobber" because he likes to argue with cindy even though she raised some compelling points in her argument.
by sourcec0de February 18, 2014
 
5.
a gob shite. Idiot. Slack jaw. Invalid. Sinead Foley
Sinead Foley is a gobber.
by Vaaaampire May 19, 2011
 
6.
A tree (latin name 'Mattundkanus gobberus') characterised by it's brown, bay leaf like foliage and large yellow fruit resembling coconuts. Often seen in a forest habitat around mushrooms, or on top of 21st birthday cakes.
Ayyy the gobber
by Whyhallowthere August 29, 2008
 
7.
A person of a gobshite persuasion.

ie. "what a gobber!"

"played it like a right gobber he did"
by mr matusow January 18, 2007