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1. goatsen
A speicies of people that can pull their buttcrack apart,

also known as goatse, only two people are known to do it: Kirk Johnson and Chuck Norris.
Me: Look at all that goatsen!

Buddy: Go over there an do it to.

Me: I I could Stretch My Asscheeks That Far I Would
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