The term for one who suffers from the love of death, blood and destruction and a fascination with the terror attacks of 9/11. Sufferers are known to parade the scene of a motorway crash armed with hi-tech cameras hoping for a glimpse a bare spleen. Sufferers of Briggsophrenia often get together to masturbate at murder scenes and bomb sites. They catch their jizz and mix it into paints which they then use to depict the bloodied bodies of the dead and dying.
Also, St Kitts Briggsophrenia: A worry shared by black men the world over when walking the streets of Eastwood alone at night. Phobia makes suffers paranoid that an angry, artistic dwarf may leap out of the shadows at any moment, kidnap them, take them home and make them dance to Justin Timberlake wearing ladies clothing.
When I suffer from Briggsophrenia, I like to bathe myself in goats blood and run naked through the streets of West Bridgford. Several artists and socialites came up to me afterwards and said they liked my work.
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To make either the "Anarchy" or "Goats' Head" hand sign by using your thumb to hold down the middle and ring fingers, while extending the index and pinky fingers. Most often seen at cheese-ball metal concerts, i.e. Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, etc. And some punk concerts i.e. Black Flag, AFI,
Bro, they're about to play Ride The lightning man, awesome dude, throw your goats up so they know we're hardcore, blood, death, satan, yeah!!!!!
A level of ultimateness on the blood river forum. One who is described as a forum hellion is mighty indeed.
"Korsrol Likes Goats"
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
I'll bite; marijuana is overrated and also it makes your teeth yucky.
Marijuana smokers scream until they're blue in the face that it's never killed anybody, while writing off as coincidence that regular marijuana smokers get lung cancer almost as often as their nicotine-addicted counterparts. Or that marijuana shows up in the blood of those who cause fatal traffic accidents almost as often as alcohol.
The over-all death rate is relatively low precisely because marijuana usage is relatively low, but that will change fast if we put marijuana into corner stores as the senators recommend. The world's biggest tobacco companies have already trademarked brand names like "Acapulco Gold" so if any country ever legalises marijuana, they can move fast to get packs of 20 "Acapulco Golds" into the supermarkets next to the bananas, or to lace existing tobacco brands with subliminal levels of marijuana.
Intresting though, when you mention this to the marijuana user they always try to change the subject "Hey what about alcohol, what about smokes? I WANTS TO GET HIGH BROTHA, LET'S GET RETARDED BRO!!!" I'm not really concerned with what you do but it should be common sense to just say 'no'.
"Marijuana blows goats."
The La chupacabra is the most verousous goat sucker. He hunts his pray with devil eyes, and once has ahold of theme, sucks any trace of the goats blood..
This goat has no body fluids, the la chupacabra is near...
a rice or pastry invented in Germany that's mixed with a pint of goats blood, 2 eyes of a baby eagle, 1 50 mg asprin, and 1 mountain oyster (freshly picked).
Mix already prepared rice or pastry with goats blood in a large bowl until no large lumps. using a paring knife, cut several small slits in the baby eagle eyes to vent. Grind up the asprin into a fine powder and sprinkle over top the mixture. finally add in the eagle eyes and mountain oyster on top of the mix, and bake in the oven at 325 degrees for 10-15 minutes or until the edges gurgugenflugen mix are crispy. Let stand 5-10 minutes or until thick enough to serve.
Is best served with soy sauce and ketchup.
"Boy Mom, your Gurgugenflugen gets better every single time i regurgitate it!"
a rice or pastry invented in Germany that's mixed with a pint of agsarnian ale, 2 robin eggs, 1 50 mg asprin, and 1 mountain oyster (freshly picked).
Mix already prepared rice or pastry with goats blood in a large bowl until no large lumps. using a paring knife, cut several small slits in the robin eggs to vent. Grind up the asprin into a fine powder and sprinkle over top the mixture. finally add in the eagle eyes and mountain oyster on top of the mix, and bake in the oven at 325 degrees for 10-15 minutes or until the edges gurgugenflugen mix are crispy. Let stand 5-10 minutes or until thick enough to serve.
Is best served with soy sauce and ketchup.
This Gurgugenflugen is mighty tasty.