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A disgustingly perverted man who finds the act of pleasuring unsuspecting goats quite appealing. Can often be found in petting zoos after hours.
Look at that goatnailer over there - I wish there were a law against that kind of thing.
by Not a Goatnailer May 03, 2003
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