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The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.
"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.
by JVM July 24, 2006
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The act of acting like a goat or acting in a goat like way.
I AM TIRED OF YOUR GOATITUDE, JIM!
by TheGoatLord July 27, 2012
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