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The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol
Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi
by Scruttock March 21, 2005
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The act of seeking the perfect revenge in which, one or many goats, are involved.
Shana is goating Steven's apartment tomorrow. Gonna wreck it, dude!
by Mrswift March 14, 2013
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The act of going to a public place ( such as a bar ) with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending a copy of the Goatse image to them. This results in the device beeping and displaying the image, and the owner of the device most often overtly reacting.
" Dude, we totally goated about 10 people in that bar. The look son their faces! "

"One thing to do on a roadtrip is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"
by Goat Herder March 27, 2005
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(verb)

Variation of the practice of dogging, comprising of a younger individual soliciting sex with an Old Age Pensioner of either gender. Can also be used as a term of abuse for the other half of a realtionship containing a cradle snatcher.
"Hello darling, fancy going off for a goat?"

"God, she's a bit of a goater isn't she?"
by EdT May 30, 2005
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Goating: The act of going down on someone and ripping off their pubes with your mouth then blowing it in their face.
Man: You like goating?

Woman: What's that?

Man: *goes down on woman and goats*

Woman: MOTHER F*CKER!!
by MrGoater October 18, 2011
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to pee or urinate
i walked in on her while she was goating
by kayla and jennie March 02, 2004
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Its when your boner gets so hard during sex that you start hallucinating. It is called goating because often times it is goats that people hallucinate about.
When we were having sex last night I goated and it was embarrassing. She thought I was having a seizure.

Goating: When your boner gets so hard you start to hallucinate.
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