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5.
Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
by albert007 June 15, 2007
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1.
a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
by Thomas Liebsch August 23, 2005
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2.
A slur Theo Van Gogh used to describe militant Dutch immigrants from Muslim countries. Also sometimes used to describe Muslims in general.
"This is what our multicultural society has brought us: a climate of intimidation in which all sorts of goatfuckers can issue their threats freely."
by jackoleheim April 19, 2006
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3.
One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.
Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!
by Chucklesss May 01, 2005
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4.
Process with which involves inserting ones penis into that of a goat.or.. the process of which guys stick their penis's's's into a ugly gurls fagina.
Dude: AAAGH!
Goat: BAAA!

Dude1: God, i fucked Diane W. last night...
Dude2: Ew, you goat fucker!
by jamka March 10, 2005
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6.
(Noun) A person who fucks goats.
Man, Nick Spooner loves fucking goats. He is such a goat fucker.
by Gringo Rameriaz April 12, 2008
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7.
An extremely negative racial term used to describe anyone from the Middle East as well as Caucasians who have darker, 'Arablike' complexions such as Turks, Armenians, etc.
Q: Trevor, what's wrong with the blue 244DL? (a Volvo car)

A: The stupid, goat fucker who owns it ran the thing out of water, cracking the (cylinder) head but he expects warranty to cover it.


Note: I first heard this term at my first job, working in an auto dealership years ago alongside a brilliant, but very short tempered and angry Canadian auto mechanic named Trevor.
by 745Ti March 30, 2009
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