Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!
Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.
Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?
Girl2: Ew, he's such a douchebag.