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1. goatchoker
the act of gripping your purple headed warrior so hard he burps blood out of his mushroom cap.
Steamboat Willy sat in the engine room of the boat because he's a filthy goatchoker. He didn't want the other boys and girls to see him wacking his billy club with a cockring and peacock feathers.
by Sally mae Mar 6, 2003 add a video
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