goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...

Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

goatcheese special by PrettyCock July 4, 2006

Gatcher 

Someone who always has your back. A person who is reliable and seems to always know what to do

He is such a Gatcher. I didn't ask him but he brought me the jacket i needed.

Gatcher by Real amn August 23, 2017

Goacher 

A. albino so white he causes blindness from his scaled infectious pale skin. B. One whose own body hates him so much it rejects his pigment. C. Someone who gets moon burned

Damn that goacher is a disgusting looking creature.

Goacher by Time2smoke420 October 4, 2017

Glatcher

An excessive gamer who "glitches" and "hacks" for extensive periods of time, normally playing video games. This word normally refers to noobs.

Curtis Grann plays sooooo much COD and WOW! He's such a GLATCHER!

Glatcher by Hoodlum9592 April 12, 2011

goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

goatherder by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

Goatcheese Surprise 

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

Goatcheese Surprise by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011

goatcaher

One who travels to another town to annoy the girlfriend of a chum.

Russell really is a mo'fo'ing goatcaher!

goatcaher by plastic fantastic October 30, 2003