the process of getting so drunk that you would fuck a goat/that you feel like you have been fucked by a goat
Oh, gosh darn it, I got so goat-fucked last night that I don't feel so well today.
previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.
goat + fucked
the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.
literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."
To be inadvertently screwed/fucked/hosed by a person, business, corporation or computer algorithm.
"Man, when you called in sick yesterday the supervisor changed my shift to cover yours and then I had to cancel my date with that hottie I met at the party last weekend. You really goat fucked me."
"Brad had told all his friends to click on the Google ads on his webpage so he could get more money. Too bad his friends didn't actually buy anything; the Google algorithm kicked him out of the program and now he doesn't get paid at all!"