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vt. to intentionally ram into the asses of other cars for the purpose of watching them fly off the road and go boom.
Raj decided to goat-fuck the asshole who cut him off.
by Achmed Al Shalab March 25, 2006
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1.
A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
Similar to but more severe than goat rope.
The sales meeting started out Ok, then Chuck got up to speak and it went totally goat fuck.
by Q-Ball August 11, 2005
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2.
A monumental screwup
Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.
by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003
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3.
Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
by FrontierViking June 23, 2005
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4.
All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.
There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.
by Antix April 20, 2006
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5.
The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.
by Jacques Asse January 30, 2009
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6.
After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.
I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.
by moneyblues September 15, 2010
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7.
A really messed-up(fucked up) situation or event.
They really turned the event into a goatfuck by their asinine behavior.
by Chilley April 10, 2011
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