A man of bitchassness; a TM; one who is very gay and likes carpets with slurpee holders
"wow i can't believe he did that in front of my friends"
"what you expect he's sagar, a huge TM"
Not to be confused with the word ladle, a ladel is a man who goes around hugging goat's asses.
Velocireisha " How's the farm going?"
Pubert "It was good until i found this ladel running around naked in my barn. He killed 3 of my goats!"
The tail formed when a man with facial hair forces a male goat to approach a pail of his partner's milk and put his horn in a banananana peel, while using his horn too move the banananana around in the milk then feed the bananana to the new born son and then use his new born son's umbilical cord to tie the male goat's testicles together and feed him rat tails to distract from the pain as he uses his redneck chainsaw to saw off the goats hooves, melt them into glue, and use the glue to permanently glue the bananana peel to his new born son's head so that the baby can grow a leopard skin monkey tail.
Getting a cirtual is a tradition in our family.
My wife didn't approve of us using the farm animals for my son's cirtual.
Your cirtual is still growing, but his is full grown.
A sexual position whereas a male goat's ass is placed over a man who is wearing seran wrap across his face. The goat takes a shit over the man's mouth, onto the seran wrap, depressing the seran wrap into the man's mouth. Meanwhile, the man brings the goat to orgasm via a reach around. Thus, the shit is "just in", and the goat "nutts".
Kind of a combination of the man getting a Hot Carl, while the goat gets a blumpkin. More often seen in Kansas.
I was going to the barn to feed my pet goat Fluffy, but when I got there my friend from Kansas was giving Fluffy a Just-in-Nutt.
|26.||Short Man's Syndrome|
The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site.
Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.
Never vote for a short man.
Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.
Sexy Time Explosion. Is when the man is about to cum and rubs his fingers together in a circle motion and then with both hands using your index and middle finger you poke each of the girls eyes then cum all over her.
That's a sexy time explosion.
So, I get under mah goat and pull, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, for two hours, and finally, he uh, make da SEXY TIME EXPLOSION...HIGH FIVE!!
A nickname for someone who is a smooth talker. It works well as a boy or girl's nickname.
Caution: Anyone Cream Cheese will be able to easily pull you in with their easy-to-listen-to words!
Guy: Man, that girl knows just the right things to say to me!
Guy 2: yeah, man, she's Cream Cheese at heart...