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similar to the popular post burn phrase "got heem," but a slightly more powerful icing on the insult cake reserved for members of the highly elite goatee society whose insults are so humorous they seem to stem not from the mind, but from the goatee itself. longer version: "goateed heem"
"Hey John", says a suave goatee sporting man, "did you know that if you say elephant really slowly it sounds like gullible?"

"Ellll-aaaaa-"

"HA!" *laughter ensues*

"Goat'eem" the adoring crowd exclaims together.

"It's altight," John's dad says as he strokes his son's shattered confidence that evening, "You never stood a chance against that goatee."
by @therealmacdaddyhoz May 27, 2013

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