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to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom
"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."
by MonicaAlb March 12, 2010
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Go away troll.
chat-room acronym
A variation comeback on the (hrmm, rejected by the majority of UD editors?) acronym YHBT: you have been trolled. Ok, now ya'all know.
thank you, but no thanks.
by hytham_hammer August 02, 2005
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Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!
Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!


by trice22 March 11, 2009
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a moron. An idiot. one who screws up.
usually a person that made a grave mistake
Oh man...he just missed the winning shot...what a fucking goat!
by christopher May 20, 2004
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1.the best animal in the world!
2.the ex goat, dan, who Crystal loves
1. OMG theres a goat!! AWWW its SOOOO cute!!
2.Look at ex goat! hes so gay!!
by Blonde Jew October 28, 2004
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a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.
Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.
by Lauren February 06, 2003
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the animals that muslims lust after
Mohammed loves to be pink socked by a goat
by muslimsaresatan August 14, 2006
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