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Geek Of All Trades
DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.
by holtrain July 29, 2011
 
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A newfacebook page craze for no apparent reason.
She Dosn't even goat here
They see me goating They hating
Riding your goat majestically into the sunset
by i dont do drugs, i am drugs July 26, 2011
 
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someone who runs back and forward and kicks random cunts like yo who dis be at motherfuckers get out of my passage way. they like milk from the theet and they like to suckle on thi mothers breast snnnnnooooooooooopppppppppppppllllliiiiiooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn yooooo
oi that brazilian just got headbutted! "must have been a goat!"
by antievsx September 28, 2013
 
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only the sexiest animal on the internet
"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
by i actually lov dat chonny blok September 15, 2011
 
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The act of one tAkin their right/left hand and puching their penis and SACK behind the ass. Generaly done by people with streatchy sacks. Quite painful, but ohhhh so delicious and enjoyable!!!!!!
12 year old boy: My mommy caught me preforming a goat underneath the kitchen sink (with nothin on except lube and socks on).
Therapist that dosnt care: i seem to understand that ur uncle danny tought you this not so beautiful thing (therapist says under breath* lie).
by majoe January 22, 2011
 
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To put your testicles in between the back of your thighs and bend over exposing the Goat
Awe that guy just goated me
by Pandathrower December 19, 2009
 
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known as a person with goat like features such as hair In relation to bathomit!!!
corey taylor has goat like hair
by mythical chewbracabra December 30, 2011