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Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.
Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
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A Turkish delight. Something Turkish men do when lonely.
Yo, look at Ahmet giving it to that poor goat!
You shoulda have seen Muhammed...he'z a real goatmaster!
Wait til you see Hassan in action!
by Destouches February 04, 2005
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by Reallydude1234 February 07, 2017
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The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.
S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.
by mila_punis April 15, 2015
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describing less than favourable behaviours in social settings
gary was acting like an absolute goat after too many beers last night, the muppet ended up getting himself locked up.

my boss was acting like an absolute goat yesterday jobsworth
by Dave Butcher July 03, 2013
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1. the most attractive type girls on the face of the earth.
2. the best animal ever alive.
3. goats, sheep, lambs, and ramz rule the earth.
abbie and morgan are so beautious, they must be goats.
by goatsduh April 16, 2007
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A Pontiac GTO, particularly the '62-'70 models (the best-selling pure muscle car of all time). A meeting of GTO owners at the track was often referred to as "a gathering of the Goats."
by ShotgunEd May 01, 2003
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