Goalie?!

When your coach tells you to have to be the goalie at the next soccer game, and automatically you know you're fucked ass.

Coach: "Hey (your name) you're goalie next game!"
You: "Goalie?! WTF?!"
Coach: "What did you just say?!"

by ImHell666 November 5, 2018

Goalied

When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area

"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"

by Urirrelevantbitch June 2, 2015

Goalie

Another term used for condom

Tom- Hey man, how was Friday night at Jessica's house? Please tell me you used a goalie

Mark- Of course man, I don't think it's Fatherhood anytime soon

by wordtoshad July 24, 2011

Goalie

this means an ugly guy or girl. It is derived from the word "comely" which means attractive. You see someone that is attractive and you obviously want them to come your way. Someone ugly you want to go away. Go-ly or Goalie. Synonyms: busted

Person 1: Is that hot girl you met yesterday at the club, Amanda, here tonight?
Persion 2: Yeah she's here, and she brought her two goalies.

by tehrahk July 14, 2008

Goalie

UK: Soccer; Goal keeper. The person who is supposed to stop the ball going into the net.

When did our bloody goalie last visit an optician...

Is the GOALIE ASLEEP.... Dohhhhh!

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Hockey goalie

Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.

That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"

by Sexylacrossegoalie October 31, 2017

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.

Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.

by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010