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1. goal
It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.
Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
2. goal
Is what people scream on a football match when a goal is scored.


Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that...

Supporter 2: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Supporter 1: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Stadium: ...OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
3. Goal
When a man pulls out as he comes and tries to hit the area he pulled out from with his sperm while screaming "gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllll"
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was having sex with my girlfriend, but i got bored so i performed a goal
4. Goal
A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.
"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"
by Rick Dec 17, 2003 add a video
5. goal
exclamation to illistrate victory in a sexual conquest;
roots: derived from discription of scoring a point in soccer match;
c-bass: "Hey rick what happened with rhonita last night?"
rick: "Goal!"
by rf Dec 16, 2003 add a video
6. goal
A state of the universe that has a non-zero desirability (in one's mind).
Billy set a goal; To get better at maths.
by Ofijo Jul 9, 2003 add a video
7. Goal
What hairy Portuguese men say while orgasming with beautiful Italian ladies.
DP yelled "GOAL" four times while banging Martina. She is that good.
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