A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!
A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.
The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.
n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.
He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.
a person who's primary mode of locomotion is a wheelchair. crippled person.
i go-tards should be forced to ride on the bike rack on the front of the bus so the other passengers are less inconvienenced.
Alternate spelling: go-tard
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.
also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!
A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens
A person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. That person is a Gotard
In grappling sports such as wrestling, jiujitsu or judo, a person who is of low intelligence but high strength and explosiveness. Has a tendency to try to power through techniques with pure muscle and/or try moves with no regard for wether they are in a good position to do them.
"The gotarded wrestler tried to guillotine me from my guard before slamming me."-Aesopian