| 995. | Kensucky | ||
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My new word for lame ass Kentucky Wildcats. UofK fan: Hey you, go support Looserville Cardinal!
UofL fan: At least I'm already one you and your Kensucky Wild-fats fans!! |
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| 996. | Norwood | ||
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Norwood is a town just outside of Boston that has nothing more to offer the world than car dealerships and girls who believe there vaginas are to be used like turnstiles. If you live in Norwood you more than likely head down to Gus and Donnas every week to get your high and tight haircuts, and then go to Lewis' to show it off to the other townies drinking themselves into oblivion. Many people believe that the water supply in Norwood has some how been tainted because everyone in this town is paranoid to the point of utter insanity. Norwood is also home to one of the classiest streets in all of Massachusetts, Jefferson Drive.(I'm laying the sarcasm on thick here)Seriously though, if you are poor and love drugs this is the place to be. This street seems to have been transplanted in Norwood from some backwater hick-town in Alabama, but these are not the worst of people in Norwood. The worst that Norwood has to offer us are the droves of kids that think they are incredibly tough and will fight for no good reason to prove it. If you don't believe me stop by the "Krayzee Horse" on any given night. These kids feel like they are tough because they have families that moved to Norwood from actual tough towns like Southie or Dot when in actuality they are just over privledge pussies that would not last 5 minutes outside of their fantasy worlds they have created where they are tough low level mob thugs. G-unit shirts run wild in this town, not on the black kids either. more...
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| 997. | Bolich | ||
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When you are going to go to a buffet you consume at least a half gallon of Apple Juice. The resulting wild diarrhea will allow you to consume at least one extra plate of warm ham and gravy. Ryan- Man, I didn't want to get screwed at the Golden Corral so I boliched.
Adam-How many plates did you get down? Ryan-One every time I shat, so...8 plates. |
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| 998. | WANF | ||
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Wild Ass Nigga Fit
This is when black people go emotional. Words like "my baby", "Lord Jesus", "Lawd", "Ahh hell no", etc can be heard during these fits. The one or ones having the fit often collapse or have to be held up. Hey man, did you just see that WANF??
Yeah man, what happened? I think she won 10 bucks from a scratch off lottery ticket. |
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| 999. | granny banging | ||
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grannies that claim to go to bingo but have wild sex in a toilet tom: hey sexual mumma want to join me in the toilet for granny banging
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime |
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| 1000. | Gowanism | ||
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A phrase used in a simile form to help explain the situation and/or the action you must perform. Gowanism examples:
"You got to get on all four's and bear crawl like a wild-ass indian" "Buggy's gonna go through 4 hole like a diamond through a goats ass" "Buggy's gonna pass that safety like 2 ships passing in the night" "Sometimes when your toatin the mail John you have to find a soft spot to lay down" |
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