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1.
the place for a scared gangsta who takes on a dangerous job, but decides to back out of the plan at the last minute. he is all talk but no action.
"if you a scared muthafuka, go to church - you knew the job was dangerous when you took it"
by homegirlfromcanada July 16, 2006
 
2.
A phrase used when excessevly dry humping someone in a non-seuxal way, expecially when beating them at something competative. i.e. sports, poker, video games
Joe:Dude I owned Bob at basketball and I yelled "go to church" right in his face to rub it in.
by Catherby September 03, 2006
 
3.
To get high, either on marijuana or other recreational drug. More specifically using such drugs whilst embracing the glory of the Lord.
"What we doin` tonight mang?"
"You know we be goin` to church dawg, aww sheeeeeuuuttt!"

"I go to church to feel the salvation of Jesus Christ"
by JesuChristo Te Ama February 28, 2008
 
4.
It is an ancient term described by the few surviors of an eastern culture based on the sole purpose of sudo science in the early days before Christ. It means that if you are ever in a heated debate and things may get a physical, instead of fighting because you are to afraid of confrontation then you simply say "go to church."
Herbert and George of Guatalope were walking down the street exchanging ip address, they were getting in a debate on whose where older and more supeior. Instead of fighting or "getting there sexy on" they were both scared of eachother and didnt want to admit it, so they turned to eachother and said "GO TO CHURCH." And so they were in a state of jinx and both owed eachother a pop adn learned never to fight because now they were in debt to eachother.
by RoflKiddie September 15, 2006