|1.||Go poop in your hat!|
General-purpose thing to tell a person who's just being an idiot.
G: "The Republicans are the only ones who are patriotic Americans!"
T: "Oh, go poop in your hat!"
So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.
So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.
1) The top to a USB.
2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.
3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.
1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."
2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."
3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"
It's the kind of nonsense you just can't describe. It's a big kid breaking a little one's key in the door because he was too impatient. It's buying a framed picture of the Joker when your friends just want to pick up Mike Tyson's documentary because Blockbuster is having a sale. It's crying because you didn't put on sunblock and got sun poisoning and can't go on any of the rides at Disney World. Doodie has many definitions, and it is higher on the scale than poop, but lower than cockie.
Doodie, cockie, and poop are often preceded by the terms "pure", "absolute", and "really" often to emphasize just how high the caliber of doodie that has been done.
Friend 1: Oh man, did you see Craig today? He was wearing a cabana hat and listening to Harm's Way on full-blast!
Friend 2: Wow, that's doodie.
Friend 1: Yeah, that guy is pure doodie.
A gay guy who is so nasty that he makes regular faggots throw up.more...
If you are a dude and there's a nasty gay anywhere in the room, you won't be able to get rid of the nasty feeling of him undressing you with his slimy eyes and bending you over with his slimy ghost-hands and slipping his slimy ghost-peen into your butt and tickling your ball sack with his slimy ghost-claws until you go take a cold shower... at your house... after you've killed him. Which could possibly be never.
Because nasty gays are usually the "outest" and "proudest," a lots of people think that they're the only type of gay. And, to tell the truth, if they were I'd go gaybashing every goddamn day.
The average nasty gay's personality consists of the following (in order of importance): being GAAAAAY!, suckin' dix, myspace pix, expensive brand names (Prada, Abercrombie, and Whole Foods), havin' FUN (MALLS!, GAY BARS!) ...
1) Cardog (noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, prefix, suffix, surname, psuedonym, nom de plume) Cardogly (adverb)
2) A car with the legs, head, and tail of a canine.
3) When a dog barks and a near by automobile simultaneously begins reving it's engine.
4) When two people really love each other... but she gets pregnant... and he takes off.
5) Debra Messing is a fucking bitch.
"Hey Ryan, how's your day been so far, like I mean has it been good or something?"
"Yeah man, it's been really cardog so far!"
"Yeah man, cardog and shit!"
"Hey Lee does this skirt make me look cardog?"
"Honestly... yeah it does"
"God Lee you're such an asshole."
"Hey I just call like I see em'... cardog."
"Hey Ryan, what are you watching?"
"Oh, ah, Will and Grace, or something"
"God I fucking hate Debra Messing!"
(phone rings) "Hello?"
"What's up man, what are you up to man... it's Lee"
"Oh hey, I'm just updating my twitter."
"I'm about to go cardog the shit out of my girlfriend, so quit being such a fucking cardog, and cardog your ass over here."
GREAT MOMENTS IN CARDOG HISTORY
"May the Cardog be with you."
"With great cardog comes great cardog."
"You feeling cardog, cardog?"
"And so my fellow Cardogs, ask not what your cardog can do for you—ask what you can do for your cardog."
"I'm going to make him a cardog he can't refuse."
"This is one small cardog for cardog, one giant cardog for cardogkind."
Close Cardogs of the Third Kind
A Clockwork Cardog
A Few Good Cardogs
The Cardog Strikes Back
Breakfast at Cardog's
Cardog in Pink
Good Will Cardogging
Cardogs on a Plane
Cardogging John Malkovich
The Good, the Bad, and the Cardog